#define WTF                       () {
#define Like                      int
#define KTHX                      ;
#define WORDS                     '"'
#define KTHXBYE                   KTHX }
#define TEACHERSAIDSTARTWITH(a,b) ((a)=(b))
#define LOOPORSOMETHING(a,d)      for ((a)) {(d)}
#define INEEDAVARCALLED           Like
#define HASTOGOUP                 ++
#define STFU(d)                   assert( (d)
#define OMG                       )
#define LOL                       <<
#define PUTONSCREEN               std::cout LOL
#define UID10T                    KTHX
#define HUHU                      sync_with_stdio(true) UID10T
#define ENDSAT                    <
#define HUHUHU                    PUTONSCREEN
#define HATS                      endl
#define YOUAREFIRED               return 0 UID10T
#define ISSMALLERTHAN             ENDSAT
#define DONTWORK(a)               PUTONSCREEN std::strerror((a))
#define PLZ                       errno
#define HELPME                    std::
#define YAYITCOMPILES             TEACHERSAIDSTARTWITH(HELPMEPLZ, 0) KTHX
#define PWNED                     flush
#define ROFL                      LOL
#define ROFLMAO                   LOL HATS
#define L8R                       WORDS
#define ADSFDFSAF                 HUHUHU WORDS Omg t3stBAWX 4m c134n!!!1!one WORDS UID10T
 
#include <iostream>
#include <cerrno>
 
Like main WTF
  YAYITCOMPILES
  PUTONSCREEN WORDS Omg teh comp1lar test!!!!1!11!one WORDS LOL HATS LOL HATS LOL HATS ROFL WORDS H3r3 w3 g0 WORDS LOL HATS KTHX
  INEEDAVARCALLED y KTHX
  HUHU
  LOOPORSOMETHING( TEACHERSAIDSTARTWITH(y, 1) KTHX \
                   y ENDSAT 10 KTHX \
                   y HASTOGOUP, PUTONSCREEN y KTHX )
  PUTONSCREEN HATS KTHX
  DONTWORK(HELPME PLZ) KTHX
  STFU(y ISSMALLERTHAN 10) OMG UID10T
  HUHUHU PWNED KTHX
  HUHUHU WORDS RTFM WORDS UID10T HUHUHU WORDS ATH0 NOCARRIER L8R KTHX
  HUHUHU ROFLMAO HUHUHU PWNED
  ADSFDFSAF
  YOUAREFIRED
KTHXBYE